The Paper Regime

How's this for an idea: Paper controls EVERYTHING. You are a slave to paper.

Crazy, you may say. But really think about it...

Money --- PAPER
Graduation Diploma --- PAPER
Tax Sheets --- PAPER
Degree --- PAPER
Doctorate --- PAPER
Identification Documents --- PAPER
Driver's Licence --- PAPER
Receipts --- PAPER
Accounts --- PAPER
Marriage Documents --- PAPER
Property Deed --- PAPER

and, most important of all: BIRTH AND DEATH RECORDS --- PAPER

That's right, your entire existence is validated by a PIECE OF PAPER, without which, for all intents and puposes, YOU DO NOT EXIST.

Even in today's age of digital storage and information transfer, hardcopies of documents are still
provided and favored over digital copies. This heavy reliance on paper merely shows that paper has become greater than God. That's right --- PAPER > God. No longer is our physical presence considered valid unless we have proof, ON PAPER, that we are, in fact standing in front of you. Now how does that work?

Paper has ruled, in one form or another, for millennia, and will continue and enslave the human race for years to come. SLAVES! All of you!